The Coil’s Lament (The Snifter Room)

Síomha is in her celibate era. She’d rather staple her tongue to a table than face another Hinge date with a guy who says he’s looking for a girl who ‘’doesn’t take herself too seriously’’. Instead, she scrolls Tiktok for 7 hours a day, and has even started having full blown arguments with her own contraceptive coil (who is NOT happy in retirement). Is her coil right..is Síomha the problem? A musical comedy for anyone who has ever downloaded Hinge and then immediately googled: ‘Am I asexual or just depressed?’